There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
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This kills me.
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
3 ways to win a ladies heart
1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap
#3 is important.
Sounds about right.
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.